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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 23rd – September 29th 2024
Don’t get too heavy-handed on September 26th when Mercury trines Pluto. A trine is a facilitating energy, which means you'll get what you want in a sale, bid, or negotiation. You win – except that finalizing details will take longer than anticipated. The other party might vacillate, haggle, or even throw up a roadblock or two. This could make you impatient and cause you to become more insistent, but don't. The people you're dealing with feel outsmarted and like they've lost their advantage. They have, but you don't need to rub their noses in it. Delays allow time for bruised egos and hurt pride to heal.
Virgo Weekly Horoscope | September 23rd – September 29th 2024
Sometimes you have to go round and round so many times that you just can't take it anymore. And that's exactly where you'll be on September 26th. You've analyzed, strategized, and rationalized to the point of mental exhaustion. It's funny how instead of hitting upon the solution to your troubles, it's your spinning around like a rudderless ship that frees you to go with what feels right. We may not pick the beaches we get washed ashore on, but after feeling lost at sea courtesy of the Mercury/Neptune opposition, you'll discover that this outcome is a lot better than anything you could have hoped for.
Cancer Weekly Horoscope | September 23rd – September 29th 2024
Venus in Scorpio from September 22nd until October 17th means that you'll be attracting more Sturm und Drang than you want to deal with – and that's saying a lot given your nurturing nature. Loved ones are battling inner demons, friends are wrestling with life-and-death issues, and even co-workers are feeling overwhelmed by their personal existential crises. You want to be there for them, but honestly, you've been through some heavy stuff lately, and you could use a break. That may be easier said than done as you try to negotiate this psychic minefield, but if you politely change the subject, then hopefully they'll follow suit.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.