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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someoneโs got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When thereโs no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through โthe way things have always beenโ to โwhere no one has gone before.โ From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their loverโs heart, no problem. But once theyโve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making โ however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people โ or outside forces for that matter โ messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making โ however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people โ or outside forces for that matter โ messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making โ however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people โ or outside forces for that matter โ messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Aquarius Poster Child: Life Through the Lens of the Water Bearer w/Patrick Walsh
Life Through the Lens of the Water Bearer w/Patrick Walsh Listen here: ๏ปฟ In this episode, youโll get to understand this energy, either to better understand yourself, dear Aquarian or better understand the Aquarian in your life. So I had this thought: what if we illustrated Zodiac signs with people who are the quintessential of…
Exploring the Chinese Lunar New Year and the Year of the Wood Dragon w/ Christopher Renstrom
Exploring the Chinese Lunar New Year and the Year of the Wood Dragon w/ Christopher Renstrom Listen here: In this episode, astrologer Christopher Renstrom provides a deep examination of the symbolism and cultural beliefs surrounding the Chinese Lunar New Year and its correlation with Chinese Astrology. He emphasizes the fundamental difference between Western and Chinese…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | February 5th – 11th, 2024
A Mars/Neptune sextile on February 7th shows a superior happily making introductions but you'll need to follow through with them on your own. Why the hesitation? Is it because you're suffering from cold feet or is it because you feel like you're being pushed into something before you feel ready? Pisces people can grow surprisingly resistant the closer they get to their goals. It comes from the fear that their vision of what could be may not measure up to what you imagined. Nothing does, but reality checks don't need to be downers. They can be invitations to get creative with what you've been given.