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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | March 25 – March 31, 2024
You're used to dealing with other people's rejects – not as charity cases but as welcome finds. Now you don't do this because you're the Island of Misfit Toys. You do it because you recognize the treasure in the trash. Pisces is the zodiac sign of rehabilitation. You don't see life as a one-shot deal but rather a twisting path that doesn't always make sense to the people traveling it. This week you will take on a “project” (this could be a person, place, or thing) that others abandoned and by the time you're through it will be better than anything anyone could have dreamed of.
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope | March 25 – March 31, 2024
What began as filling in for a supervisor on a temporary basis has all the earmarks of a situation that's here to stay. Nobody may have approached you with a formal offer yet but trust that it's on its way which means you need to do some serious thinking. Is this something you truly want? What you lose in freedom you'll gain in security and it's hard to say no to the money you'd be making; however, there's something to be said for returning to what you were doing before. You don't have to answer now but keep in mind that one day you will.
Gemini Weekly Horoscope | March 25 – March 31, 2024
Are you on the verge of doing something you'll regret? If you're asking, then the answer's yes. As a Gemini, you suffer from this unfortunate tendency to undo all the good you've done. You will work hard to build the perfect situation and then when you're on the verge of getting what you want you'll do something to mess it up. It's not unlike a child who, being told not to put her hand on the stovetop burner when it's on, will go ahead and do it anyway. It can't be helped. That said, you may want to rethink that irrepressible impulse on March 30th.