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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope | February 26 – March 3, 2024
Saying “yes” to everyone who asks you to dance doesn't make you popular on prom night. If anything, it will piss off the person you arrived with. The same holds true for jumping at every opportunity that comes your way. The Mars/Jupiter square on February 27 shows rival companies courting you. This won't sit well with an employer who knows you're bored, but if you're going to change alliances then be smart. Explore your alternatives, pick the best one, and then be upfront. You always want to end things on an up note in business nowadays. The world is too small a place to do otherwise.
Leo Weekly Horoscope | February 26 – March 3, 2024
The forecast is dreary as the Sun, Mercury, and Saturn form a triple conjunction in Pisces on February 28th. There's nothing subtle about triple conjunctions; they're all bold caps with exclamation points, and this one will hit you in a vulnerable spot regarding an emotional or financial cost. There are times when we get dealt one bad card after the next, and this is one of them. Thankfully it's always darkest before the sextile as you'll see on March 1st when a shift in planetary energies brings a break in the cloud cover. This puts you in touch with people who can help you out.
Taurus Weekly Horoscope | February 26 – March 3, 2024
The Mars/Jupiter square on February 27 shows a rival at work trying to horn in on your turf. They'll try to disguise it in “corporate speak,” but it's clearly a hostile takeover. Your first reaction may be to holler “get off my lawn (or the workplace equivalent) but that would be as effective as a teenager scribbling “No Adults Allowed” on a piece of paper and taping it to their bedroom door. Meet your opponent's passive-aggressiveness with some passive-aggressiveness of your own. You can speak the jargon just as well as they can – probably even better. Do this, and they'll move on to easier prey.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
There's a tendency to feel lackluster and under the weather whenever the Sun is opposite the zodiac sign you were born under. The fact that there's also a solar eclipse taking place this week only makes matters worse. As a Pisces you know you're on the brink of making big life changes but you can't motivate yourself to act on them. The value of the Virgo solar eclipse is to think in terms of taking small steps instead of globalizing. Make a to-do list of easy to achieve tasks and the unmanageable becomes manageable. It's as easy as putting one foot in front of the other.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
The Solar Eclipse in Virgo on September 21st is asking you to be there for someone who's going through a very difficult time. As an Aquarian you'll feel like you're supposed to have all the answers but actually you're in charge of the questions. Maybe you see outcomes the other person doesn't, an alternative path they're overlooking, or a fresh take on a situation that they regard as preordained. Be someone they can talk to. This makes you more of a presence in their life – companionable and relatable; and when you do that, you, in turn, become more of a here-and-now presence in your own.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
You tend to fixate on everything that could go wrong and this leads you to talk yourself out of doing what you want to do or creating obstacles to your progress by making things harder than they need to be. Think of it as piling furniture in front of a door. But rather than barricade yourself from the zombie armies of chance and chaos, this “problems instead of solutions” approach keeps you imprisoned inside a very small space. Thankfully this week's Solar Eclipse removes all the debris as you come to see that there's more to experience in life if only you'd give yourself the liberty.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
There's a tendency to feel lackluster and under the weather whenever the Sun is opposite the zodiac sign you were born under. The fact that there's also a solar eclipse taking place this week only makes matters worse. As a Pisces you know you're on the brink of making big life changes but you can't motivate yourself to act on them. The value of the Virgo solar eclipse is to think in terms of taking small steps instead of globalizing. Make a to-do list of easy to achieve tasks and the unmanageable becomes manageable. It's as easy as putting one foot in front of the other.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
The Solar Eclipse in Virgo on September 21st is asking you to be there for someone who's going through a very difficult time. As an Aquarian you'll feel like you're supposed to have all the answers but actually you're in charge of the questions. Maybe you see outcomes the other person doesn't, an alternative path they're overlooking, or a fresh take on a situation that they regard as preordained. Be someone they can talk to. This makes you more of a presence in their life – companionable and relatable; and when you do that, you, in turn, become more of a here-and-now presence in your own.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
You tend to fixate on everything that could go wrong and this leads you to talk yourself out of doing what you want to do or creating obstacles to your progress by making things harder than they need to be. Think of it as piling furniture in front of a door. But rather than barricade yourself from the zombie armies of chance and chaos, this “problems instead of solutions” approach keeps you imprisoned inside a very small space. Thankfully this week's Solar Eclipse removes all the debris as you come to see that there's more to experience in life if only you'd give yourself the liberty.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
There's a tendency to feel lackluster and under the weather whenever the Sun is opposite the zodiac sign you were born under. The fact that there's also a solar eclipse taking place this week only makes matters worse. As a Pisces you know you're on the brink of making big life changes but you can't motivate yourself to act on them. The value of the Virgo solar eclipse is to think in terms of taking small steps instead of globalizing. Make a to-do list of easy to achieve tasks and the unmanageable becomes manageable. It's as easy as putting one foot in front of the other.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
The Solar Eclipse in Virgo on September 21st is asking you to be there for someone who's going through a very difficult time. As an Aquarian you'll feel like you're supposed to have all the answers but actually you're in charge of the questions. Maybe you see outcomes the other person doesn't, an alternative path they're overlooking, or a fresh take on a situation that they regard as preordained. Be someone they can talk to. This makes you more of a presence in their life – companionable and relatable; and when you do that, you, in turn, become more of a here-and-now presence in your own.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | September 15th – September 21st 2025
You tend to fixate on everything that could go wrong and this leads you to talk yourself out of doing what you want to do or creating obstacles to your progress by making things harder than they need to be. Think of it as piling furniture in front of a door. But rather than barricade yourself from the zombie armies of chance and chaos, this “problems instead of solutions” approach keeps you imprisoned inside a very small space. Thankfully this week's Solar Eclipse removes all the debris as you come to see that there's more to experience in life if only you'd give yourself the liberty.