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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Aries Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
Mars conjunct Jupiter on August 14th brings out your inner prankster. It's been a while since you had some fun at somebody else's expense, and you know just the person to punk. Comedy is the revenge of the abused—look at all the stand-up comedians who were bullied in childhood—but sometimes things go too far when Mars is involved. Mars can't help adding a cruel twist to the jest, which is why you'll be surprised when you're called out on the 16th. But take a moment to ask if what you did was truly meant in fun? You may discover it's not altogether true.
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
Scorpios are typically tight-fisted except when it comes to their obsessions. If you're fixated on something, then money is no object. You'll spend whatever it takes to procure and possess. This lends itself to people as well, which is why many a Scorpion has gone into debt bankrolling a ne'er-do-well heartthrob or dreamy-eyed romantic who can't hold down a job. On August 14th, Mars conjoins Jupiter before squaring Saturn two days later. This is when that person you'd do anything for comes to you for another handout, and you really must say “no.” You can't afford to continue the habit—both emotionally and financially.
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
Retreating from a confrontation by acting like you don't know what a loved one is talking about isn't the way to go. You're only putting off for tomorrow a conversation you should be having today. It's hard playing the Saturn role in a Mars/Saturn square on August 16th because you can't help feeling defensive, but it's up to you to lower the deflector shields and open all hailing frequencies. What you get in return is an honest exchange where the other side shares grievances while taking responsibility for their part in the matter. Do the same, and you'll mend a bridge that's been in disrepair too long.