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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You're amorously restless. Born under the sign of constant craving you can't help but feel like your real love is waiting for you somewhere else. This sensation will increase and become more pronounced in the run-up to Jupiter's entrance into Cancer on June 9th. Loved ones and friends will say you're just suffering from another bout of romanticism, but there's more going on than that. You really are convinced that you're picking up a mating call on telepathic channel P. If you're single this is wonderful; if not? Your current paramour has four weeks to convince you they're worth it or you're out of there.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You'll want to care of any unfinished business – like an application, claim, or filing – before this weekend because that’s when Pluto turns retrograde. Pluto turning retrograde is like that moment on the food cooking shows when the time is up and the chefs have to present whatever’s on their plate. Hopefully you prepared things to perfection and remembered to include all the ingredients. If not then you could be chopped. But don’t worry if you are, because Pluto is also the planet of rebirth, which means that you could be invited back to reapply or resubmit when Pluto comes out of retrograde in October.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
Jumping through hoops isn't doing it for you anymore. And this isn't the result of exhaustion or exasperation. It comes from the dawning realization that you're better than what people expect. That may sound hubristic – like you're asking Fate to give you a kick in the pants, but the Stars are signaling it's time to reverse the roles. Instead of looking to higher ups for direction, you should take the lead. You know what you're doing, you're clear about how to reach your objective, plus it won't cost anything extra. You may not earn their stamp of approval right away, but in time you will.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You're amorously restless. Born under the sign of constant craving you can't help but feel like your real love is waiting for you somewhere else. This sensation will increase and become more pronounced in the run-up to Jupiter's entrance into Cancer on June 9th. Loved ones and friends will say you're just suffering from another bout of romanticism, but there's more going on than that. You really are convinced that you're picking up a mating call on telepathic channel P. If you're single this is wonderful; if not? Your current paramour has four weeks to convince you they're worth it or you're out of there.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You'll want to care of any unfinished business – like an application, claim, or filing – before this weekend because that’s when Pluto turns retrograde. Pluto turning retrograde is like that moment on the food cooking shows when the time is up and the chefs have to present whatever’s on their plate. Hopefully you prepared things to perfection and remembered to include all the ingredients. If not then you could be chopped. But don’t worry if you are, because Pluto is also the planet of rebirth, which means that you could be invited back to reapply or resubmit when Pluto comes out of retrograde in October.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
Jumping through hoops isn't doing it for you anymore. And this isn't the result of exhaustion or exasperation. It comes from the dawning realization that you're better than what people expect. That may sound hubristic – like you're asking Fate to give you a kick in the pants, but the Stars are signaling it's time to reverse the roles. Instead of looking to higher ups for direction, you should take the lead. You know what you're doing, you're clear about how to reach your objective, plus it won't cost anything extra. You may not earn their stamp of approval right away, but in time you will.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Gemini Weekly Horoscope | August 19th – August 25th 2024
You need to change course. That's the message of the Jupiter/Saturn square on August 19th. Yes, it's true that Saturn can be a bit of a spoiler, and everyone likes to make fun of the curmudgeonly planet that brays like Eeyore, “Oh, Pooh, it will never work,” but this time Saturn is right. Whether you're heading down an ill-advised path or doubling down on something you mistakenly believe is right, the stars are saying this isn't the way to go. Geminis are famous for scrapping a game plan in the eleventh hour and coming up with an even better one. It's time to do just that.
Virgo Weekly Horoscope | August 19th – August 25th 2024
It's hard to know what to think when Venus squares Jupiter and opposes Saturn on August 19th. For months, you and another party have struggled to work out terms to a settlement that you'd both find acceptable. This planetary configuration shows you're close, and of course, now that you're on the verge of finalizing matters, you see a bazillion faults. This often happens to Virgos when they're on the verge of making a big decision that's conclusive. Take the time you need to get used to the idea, and once you do, you'll be able to move forward with what you know is right.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 19th – August 25th 2024
Everyone's guilty of confusing lifestyle with life. We expect things to go as planned and are thrown for a loop when they don't. Capricorn is an earth sign, and earth rules over health and wealth, so these are the areas where you will feel the effect of the Jupiter/Saturn square on August 19th. This could appear as a financial shortfall or your body signaling that it can't keep up the way it used to. It's not anything to be freaked out about; it's just a warning from the stars that the time to implement those changes you've been talking about making “one day” is now.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You're amorously restless. Born under the sign of constant craving you can't help but feel like your real love is waiting for you somewhere else. This sensation will increase and become more pronounced in the run-up to Jupiter's entrance into Cancer on June 9th. Loved ones and friends will say you're just suffering from another bout of romanticism, but there's more going on than that. You really are convinced that you're picking up a mating call on telepathic channel P. If you're single this is wonderful; if not? Your current paramour has four weeks to convince you they're worth it or you're out of there.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
You'll want to care of any unfinished business – like an application, claim, or filing – before this weekend because that’s when Pluto turns retrograde. Pluto turning retrograde is like that moment on the food cooking shows when the time is up and the chefs have to present whatever’s on their plate. Hopefully you prepared things to perfection and remembered to include all the ingredients. If not then you could be chopped. But don’t worry if you are, because Pluto is also the planet of rebirth, which means that you could be invited back to reapply or resubmit when Pluto comes out of retrograde in October.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | April 28th – May 4th 2025
Jumping through hoops isn't doing it for you anymore. And this isn't the result of exhaustion or exasperation. It comes from the dawning realization that you're better than what people expect. That may sound hubristic – like you're asking Fate to give you a kick in the pants, but the Stars are signaling it's time to reverse the roles. Instead of looking to higher ups for direction, you should take the lead. You know what you're doing, you're clear about how to reach your objective, plus it won't cost anything extra. You may not earn their stamp of approval right away, but in time you will.