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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
As a Pisces, you tend to go full apocalyptic when things don't go your way. It comes from being born under the last sign of the Zodiac. Once things have begun to devolve then nothing short of a complete flooding of the earth will do. It's your way of wiping the slate clean and starting again. Thankfully the First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius on August 31st brings a more optimistic perspective. Yes, things may be terribly wrong, but instead of shutting the door and assuming the worst, try reaching out. You may find that the other party still cares about how things turn out.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
The great irony about Aquarius is that for all of your love of progress, you hate change. It comes from being born under a fixed sign. Fixed signs can't help but think that the way they set things up is the way they should be. Nevertheless you were born under innovative Uranus and the Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows how both necessity and invention will work hand in hand to unlock a certain puzzle. You've spent a lot of time resisting a move you're being pressured into making – however the solution to your dilemma doesn't lie in mastering your situation, but in reimagining it.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 25th – August 31st 2025
You haven't been too happy about the enforced changes that have been made in your life lately. You don't like people – or outside forces for that matter – messing with your routine and changing methods that don't need to be changed. Yours will never be mistaken for an adaptable sign, but Capricorns are still practical in the end. The Uranus/Neptune sextile on August 28th shows you finally getting a handle on all the different developments in your life. You still don't have the control you'd like to have, but you can see what needs to be done to make things work and perhaps even prosper.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
NICE PROBLEMS ARE STILL PROBLEMS | Weekly Horoscope | September 9th – September 15th 2024
Every square brings a challenge, and the Sun/Jupiter square on September 12th is no different. This conflict in planetary energies is often portrayed as gushing Pollyannaism, an inflated sense of self-importance, or even hubris, but your problem will be simpler than that – too much of a good thing. Now, people will say that there’s no such thing, but there is. Jupiter is as much a planet of tests as its counterpart, Saturn. Indeed, these planets are two sides of the same coin. Saturn withholds, Jupiter bestows, and when the planet of good fortune forms a square to the Sun, it goes overboard. It’s not the flood of opportunities that will be the problem; it will be keeping up with them. Now, you can run yourself into the ground chasing after the next golden apple, or you can try to regain control of the wheel – which means slowing down or even putting some things on hold. Good fortune is not as fleeting as you fear, which is why it’s important to pace yourself and to prioritize. This is how you transform a lucky break into something long-lasting and sustainable while delivering on all those promises you made.
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 9th – September 15th 2024
You’ve been aching to move for months. The only problem is the person you’re living with (or are planning to live with) has been dragging their feet. All of this changes on September 12th when a Sun/Jupiter square presents an opportunity to relocate. Maybe it’s an opening in an apartment building, a prime piece of real estate, or a job offer from out of state. Obviously, this forces the issue of whether you’ll be doing this together. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself pursuing this regardless of what the other person thinks. They know where to contact you if they still need more time.
Cancer Weekly Horoscope | September 9th – September 15th 2024
You’re sure to fail if you stick with the same old same old – and even you know that you’d be doing this more out of habit than because you believe in it. The First Quarter Moon in Sagittarius falls at a strange angle in your solar horoscope. Sagittarius energy doesn’t easily blend with Cancer energy because of the archer’s disdain for comfort zones. It presses you to color outside the lines without any guarantee of things working out. Ironically, sticking with the formulaic means you’ll lose, so you have no choice but to take a chance. And this risk may wind up making all the difference.