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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope | December 25th – 31st, 2023
You're not as in command of the facts as you think. Either you received an incomplete report, or someone somewhere along the line messed up, which means this isn't the week to press your case no matter how much you want to. Retrace your steps instead and triple-check your sources. You'll have a clear idea of how wires got crossed by next week. Meanwhile, postpone presenting your side of the matter until Mercury re-enters Capricorn on January 13th. Not only will this put you on solid ground, but you'll be able to both answer and correct those intent on poking holes in your argument.
Libra Weekly Horoscope | December 25th – 31st, 2023
It's taken weeks to get to where you are now with a sale, purchase, or closing. You've done more coaxing and cajoling than any Libra should have to, so you'll be glad to see things signed, sealed, and delivered. Obviously, the fact that this is all happening during a Mercury retrograde is cause for concern, and true to form, something will materialize to derail plans. This isn't a twist but an oversight. Part of you feels like you should be transparent, while another part just wants to be done. The Venus/Pluto sextile on December 29th suggests it might be best to let sleeping dogs lie.
Virgo Weekly Horoscope | December 25th – 31st, 2023
The Mercury-ruled signs Virgo and Gemini suffer from an inability to leave well enough. This can show up as adding that one tiny extra piece that sends everything toppling or undoing all the good that you've done because you thought you could make it better. Both impulses will be irrepressible on December 27th. This is when you'll want to tape your mouth shut or sit on your hands if need be. It's not quite like a Wolfman locking himself up in the basement when the Moon is full, but it's close. Thankfully, the coast clears when Mercury comes out of retrograde on January 1st.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
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Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
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Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
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Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.