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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
CRANKY COSMOS | Weekly Horoscope | January 13th- January 19th 2025
There's a lot of disaffection going on in the heavens this week with retrograde Mars in Cancer forming an opposition to the Sun in Capricorn on January 15th and Venus passing under the rays of Saturn in Pisces on January 18th. It's clearly not the time to make a pitch, ask someone what they really think of you, or poke the bear because you won't like the reception you get. However, not all the planets are in an ornery mood. A Sun/Uranus trine on Monday, followed by a sextile to Neptune on Friday, shows the benefits of switching focus to those concerns that lie outside your day-to-day life—things like farfetched ideas, impossible dreams, and hopeless causes. This would be an excellent time to take them down off the shelf, blow away the cobwebs, and give them a closer look. You may discover that they still have something to say. This could result in taking up an old passion, or it might lead to something more transcendent given the positive bent of Uranus and Neptune. A lot of good has come from not getting what we want when we wanted it. Frustration can darken our mood, but it can also lift our sights too.
Virgo Weekly Horoscope | January 13th – January 19th 2025
It's clear that you and a certain someone—maybe it's a lover, business partner, or creative collaborator—are never going to patch up your differences. Moreover, Jupiter elevated at the top of your solar chart shows that you don't need to. Not only do you have the upper hand in a dispute, but it would be best to exercise your advantage forcefully and relentlessly. However, there is something to be said for not kicking someone when they're down. A Mercury/Saturn sextile on January 19th followed by a Mercury sextile to Venus shows that being fair and supportive helps the other person as well as yourself.
Gemini Weekly Horoscope | January 13th – January 19th 2025
You must choose between two courses of action this week. The first is a loophole that provides an easy exit (January 14th), while the second would be to fall on your sword—metaphorically speaking (January 18th). The fact that Jupiter in Gemini rules the Pisces square means it's really up to you. No one's going to shame you for putting yourself first (they may even applaud it), while that sacrifice you're contemplating could go entirely unnoticed. What it comes down to in the end is making a decision that you can live with—which means the only person you must convince is yourself.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom What happens when nobody is willing to budge? In this episode, astrologer Christopher Renstrom breaks down the powerful fixed T-square between Venus retrograde in Scorpio, Mars in Leo, and Pluto in Aquarius – and what this cosmic standoff could mean…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Venus turns retrograde on October 3rd. Venus retrogrades often bring negative attention from women, which is why they're called the “mean girl” transits in Astrology, but it's also important to ask yourself if you're doing anything to rile them up. Are you showing too much interest in someone's boyfriend or do you come across as too arrogant at work? Perhaps your success threatens a higher-up? Nobody should be cowed by others' envy, but you need to be smart about it too. Look for ways to be true to yourself without stepping on anyone's toes because you'll be traversing this psychic minefield through November 13th.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Sometimes you just can't win in the court of popular opinion and that's especially true when Venus turns retrograde at the top of your solar chart. Whether it's good intentions that paved the way to your hellish situation or your close association with someone who draws negative fire, there's very little you can do to defend your reputation now. The best course of action is to let people's ire run its course. You'll have to accept the fact that they will probably never see reason, but knowing that you’ll emerge with your reputation untarnished at the end of the retrograde should make up for that.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom What happens when nobody is willing to budge? In this episode, astrologer Christopher Renstrom breaks down the powerful fixed T-square between Venus retrograde in Scorpio, Mars in Leo, and Pluto in Aquarius – and what this cosmic standoff could mean…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Venus turns retrograde on October 3rd. Venus retrogrades often bring negative attention from women, which is why they're called the “mean girl” transits in Astrology, but it's also important to ask yourself if you're doing anything to rile them up. Are you showing too much interest in someone's boyfriend or do you come across as too arrogant at work? Perhaps your success threatens a higher-up? Nobody should be cowed by others' envy, but you need to be smart about it too. Look for ways to be true to yourself without stepping on anyone's toes because you'll be traversing this psychic minefield through November 13th.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Sometimes you just can't win in the court of popular opinion and that's especially true when Venus turns retrograde at the top of your solar chart. Whether it's good intentions that paved the way to your hellish situation or your close association with someone who draws negative fire, there's very little you can do to defend your reputation now. The best course of action is to let people's ire run its course. You'll have to accept the fact that they will probably never see reason, but knowing that you’ll emerge with your reputation untarnished at the end of the retrograde should make up for that.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom
A Powerful T-Square Is Forming: What It Means for All 12 Signs | Christopher Renstrom What happens when nobody is willing to budge? In this episode, astrologer Christopher Renstrom breaks down the powerful fixed T-square between Venus retrograde in Scorpio, Mars in Leo, and Pluto in Aquarius – and what this cosmic standoff could mean…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Venus turns retrograde on October 3rd. Venus retrogrades often bring negative attention from women, which is why they're called the “mean girl” transits in Astrology, but it's also important to ask yourself if you're doing anything to rile them up. Are you showing too much interest in someone's boyfriend or do you come across as too arrogant at work? Perhaps your success threatens a higher-up? Nobody should be cowed by others' envy, but you need to be smart about it too. Look for ways to be true to yourself without stepping on anyone's toes because you'll be traversing this psychic minefield through November 13th.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | September 28th – October 4th, 2026
Sometimes you just can't win in the court of popular opinion and that's especially true when Venus turns retrograde at the top of your solar chart. Whether it's good intentions that paved the way to your hellish situation or your close association with someone who draws negative fire, there's very little you can do to defend your reputation now. The best course of action is to let people's ire run its course. You'll have to accept the fact that they will probably never see reason, but knowing that you’ll emerge with your reputation untarnished at the end of the retrograde should make up for that.