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ARIES HOROSCOPES
Someone’s got to go first. And the role often falls to trailblazing Aries. When there’s no beaten path, it takes all of Aries's strength and courage to cut through “the way things have always been” to “where no one has gone before.” From cutting the Panama Canal through a continent to reinventing yourself, Aries knows how to get it done. But, a single-minded vision has a few drawbacks. Aries is perhaps the least concerned with relationships out of all the signs. Romance, sexual heat, sure. Competition to win their lover’s heart, no problem. But once they’ve conquered, their sights move on to the next unknown. They need a steady diet of new challenges to feel fulfilled.
YOUR YEAR AHEAD HOROSCOPES
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT | Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
There's no denying that there's a rambunctious quality to the Mars/Jupiter conjunction on August 14th. That's because Jupiter is exuberant by nature and can't help but enliven the energies of any planet it's near. One becomes more daring, loud, and boisterous when Jupiter is next to Mars, and given that they are both traveling through the zodiac sign of Gemini, baiting. This is all right as long as it's in the spirit of fun, but Mars, when aroused, has a tendency to take things too far. It's not unlike a child in a classroom who—emboldened by a prank—tries to outdo himself. Whatever the joke, stunt, or escapade, things look like they'll get out of hand, which will result in a slapdown courtesy of the Mars/Saturn square on August 16th. How severe this will be all depends on taking responsibility. Come clean with what happened, and you'll get off with a light reprimand; pin the blame on somebody else, and things will only get harder.
Gemini Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
People often get imperious when Jupiter is traveling through their zodiac sign. It can't be helped. Back in the day, Jupiter was known as the planet of emperors, and emperors collected kings (and their kingdoms) like a corporation acquires companies. This can bring an inflated sense of self, which isn't good. Geminis are the ones who make fun of people, not the other way around. If you find that roles have changed recently, then this might be a good time to climb down off that perch and get back in touch with the regular folk. Otherwise, like Humpty-Dumpty, you could be in for a tumble.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | August 12th – August 18th 2024
Everyone's busy these days. There's no denying that. But when someone prioritizes their to-do list over yours? Well, that's when there's a problem. Time is as valuable as money to a Capricorn—perhaps even more so. That's why you coordinate with other people's schedules, strive to complete assignments ahead of deadline, and rarely (if ever) leave things until the last moment. The Mars/Saturn square on August 16th shows you having a long-overdue conversation with a co-worker who recently left you hanging while they attended to other obligations. This should never have happened in the first place, and after this conversation—it never will again.
YOUR MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You've made it a rule not to offer advice unless asked first. This isn't easy for a Saturn ruled sign like yours because you've always been a long range planner and can often see where people will run afoul of circumstances before they do; however Capricorn is also a parental sign which means that you've also learned that loved ones and friends need to make their own mistakes. How else will they learn from them? On November 7th things will mess up exactly as you knew they would. You'll be sorely tempted to say “I told you so” but offer a shoulder to cry on instead.
YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You've made it a rule not to offer advice unless asked first. This isn't easy for a Saturn ruled sign like yours because you've always been a long range planner and can often see where people will run afoul of circumstances before they do; however Capricorn is also a parental sign which means that you've also learned that loved ones and friends need to make their own mistakes. How else will they learn from them? On November 7th things will mess up exactly as you knew they would. You'll be sorely tempted to say “I told you so” but offer a shoulder to cry on instead.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES
Pisces Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
Venus in Scorpio from November 6th – 30th means you'll be getting very serious about your love life. And if the guy you're seeing knows what's good for him then he'll be getting serious too. Venus is at her most intense when she's in Scorpio so you won't have much patience for being put on the backburner. This is good because you tend to be too accommodating. The end result is that the more demanding you are, the more you will see him step up his game. Not the way you usually do things, but it's time you made the switch from minnow to shark.
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You need to think long and hard about the future you want to create. You have a special talent for working with what life hands you. People born under other zodiac signs might fixate on what's missing or throw up their hands in despair if circumstances don't align with their wishes, but your mind often comes alive during times like these. That's because you have a puzzle builder's eye for recognizing that each piece of life's mosaic is unique – that it's there for a reason – and that they will all fit together eventually. Combining and recombining all the variables is the secret to your inventive genius.
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope | November 3rd – November 9th 2025
You've made it a rule not to offer advice unless asked first. This isn't easy for a Saturn ruled sign like yours because you've always been a long range planner and can often see where people will run afoul of circumstances before they do; however Capricorn is also a parental sign which means that you've also learned that loved ones and friends need to make their own mistakes. How else will they learn from them? On November 7th things will mess up exactly as you knew they would. You'll be sorely tempted to say “I told you so” but offer a shoulder to cry on instead.